Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

haha black people :D

Where's my baby??

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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