What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Daniel is a fag

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

KOOKABURRA

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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