- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

im gay

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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