- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Canadians

Your so gay, that you like men!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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