- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

YOLO

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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