What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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