A sober Amy Winehouse

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

woman's rights

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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