- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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