What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a black guy hates chicken.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

speak now or forever hold your pee

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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