Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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THe Election

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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The global news

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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