I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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