Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Women's rights

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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