there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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