- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call an arab ?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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