Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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