my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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