- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What black and has children A black man

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

i saw amango it splootered

knock knock who's there? hope

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