What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

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