- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

rent a cops

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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