How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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