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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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