Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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