one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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knock knock go away

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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