- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

whats hairy and crys your mom

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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