- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Go away still nothing to see

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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