- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

why was the boy sad? because.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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