He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

France had one revolution

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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