Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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