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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

The EPA.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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