- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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