- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was watching Fox news.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

knock knock come in !

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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