- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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