whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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