- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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