- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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