What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Two planes walk into an office building

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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