- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Roses are red, yup.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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