- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

I'm gay.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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