- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

The FCC

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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