- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Your adopted

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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