- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Once upon a time, The end.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Is maynaise an instrument?

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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