what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Vaginal secretions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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