there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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