Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Camerons hair is Curly..

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

human centipede

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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