- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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