A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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