- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

The child was fired from his job.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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