Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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