Justin Beiber

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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