A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Jimmy Saville

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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