What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

The child was fired from his job.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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