How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Chris is hairy

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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