- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Women's Rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

whats a joke

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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