- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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