My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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