- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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