roses are red violets are indigo

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Who is John Galt?

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Anti Joke

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