What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Girls Lacrosse.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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