- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Women's Rights

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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