why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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penis

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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