- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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