- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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