Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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the redsox

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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