- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Psychics.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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