- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A bar walks into a man

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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