- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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