- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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