- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Blacks

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Wolfjob.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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