why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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alex is cool

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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