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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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