- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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