- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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