roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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A black person dies.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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