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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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