how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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anti jokes are for fags

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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