- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the fish fly It didn't

richard is fag

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Okay, after this one then...

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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