- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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