- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Screw it you write the joke.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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