- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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