- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Dwarf Shortage

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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