Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

This is a joke.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Okay, after this one then...

Why did the fish fly It didn't

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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