- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

I once did something.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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