Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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I'm so punny.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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your life

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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