- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's long and black The unemployment line

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

justin beiber sucks

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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