- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

PIED NINNY!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Massie is a fatass

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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