- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

i saw amango it splootered

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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