- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

YOLO

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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