Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Tommy got neutered.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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