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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Barack Obama is a good president.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

poop.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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