are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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speak now or forever hold your pee

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

I just threw up..In my pants.

whats white and sticky glue

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

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