- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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