Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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