- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

I have aids

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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