What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Christianity.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Seven

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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