- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Religion.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

the WNBA.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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