A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I have read the terms and conditions

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

world society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

He--Hey guys

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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