- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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