- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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