- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What stops a train? A missile

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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