- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Matthew Baker

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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