- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Women's Rights

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

The WNBA.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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