- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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