- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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