- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Obama lin Baden.

A hill billy went fishing

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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