- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

nothing

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

whats up and also down? your mum

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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