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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What black and has children A black man

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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