a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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