Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Mahmy

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Cripples are lame.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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