- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Women's Rights..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Nice belt.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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