Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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