Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

*prepares this to get negative votes*

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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