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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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