What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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