- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

copy me and i will kill you

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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