- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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