A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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