What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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