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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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