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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's green and blue? yellow

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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