What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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