Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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