He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anthony sucks

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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