- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats 7+4? 74

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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