XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Men

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Terraria

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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