2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's 9 + 10 19

A man penetrates another man.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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