a blond girl walks into a bar

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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