What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

I like poop in my butt

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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