- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Chris is hairy

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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