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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

what do fish smoke? sea weed

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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