q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's one plus one? two.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Skinny people fart less.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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