What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Good job, son.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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