- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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