there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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