What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

thumb_up thumb_down -47

knock knock who's there me i kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -47

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

thumb_up thumb_down -49

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

thumb_up thumb_down -51

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

thumb_up thumb_down -51

You're welcome. On to the next house.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Please Rape William Wright

thumb_up thumb_down -55

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

thumb_up thumb_down -57

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

thumb_up thumb_down -59

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

thumb_up thumb_down +46

poop nuff said

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops