- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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