- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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