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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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