What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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