- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A sober Irish individual.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

when debbie meets downer

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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