What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

BIG PENIS

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Emily Walker.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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