- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Skinny people fart less.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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