Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

this website even though its hilarious.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A man penetrates another man.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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