Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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