- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Denard Robinson

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A baby seal walks into a club.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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