- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

penis in the camel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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