Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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