What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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