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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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