Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Your life

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What does water smell like? water.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

do you wanna hear a joke school

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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