- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Emily Walker.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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