- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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